• mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me:fire cannot kill a dragon
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

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just listen

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vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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